Left wali teri and right wali meri

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Boy 2 girl during fight:
Mujhse panga na lena maen sher ka bacha hoon.
girl:1 baat bata!
sher ghar aya tha ya anti jungle gai thi?

DECENT THOUGHT 4 ALL THE GIRLS:: .

Agar Husband BHAGWAN saman hota hai toh

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BOYFREIND bhi Chota-Mota DEVTA mana hi ja sakta hai

Height 0f Medical PJ:

If A Boy Has 'Magnetic Personality'
n Still Can't Attract d Desired Girl..
Tht Means
Larki Mei Iron ki Kami hai

Papa:- Beti badi hokar kya karogi?

Beti:- Shaadi.

Papa:- Galat baat hai, abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte..

Luv Is Lyk A Pant
Bt Frndship
Is Lyk A Chaddi
Bcoz
Pant Phat Bhi Jaye To
Chaddi Izzat Bacha Leti Hai
So Thanx 4 Being My
Chaddi frnd.

Wife : "Why did you come earlier today to Home ?"
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Husband : "My Boss told me go to HELL"

The awkward moment,
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when you crack a joke & the other person asks "Haan to??" instead of the laugh you expected :P

Height of Fashion..:-
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.1 yr old baby telling his mum..
'Mom, pampers zara neechey bandh dijiye..
Baggy look aata h'.....P.:D